Well this sucks.
I don’t know how this happened. The last thing I remember is an intense flash and a serious sun burn. I woke today in what looks like a crappy motel room. I’m too weak to get out of bed on my own. I don’t know what day it is or how I got here. Someone must be looking out for me; there’s a few boxes of medical equipment in here. I can hear a lot of commotion outside my window, but I can’t get up to see what’s going on.
I wonder what’s been going on since I’ve been out.