Welp…I think I joined a cult.

A pretty nurse with a weird accent came into my crappy motel room and said that I’d been reborn or something like that. I had a lot of questions, but she was pretty cryptic. Apparently I was “cleansed by the heavenly glow”, whatever that means. She asked my name and I told her, “Joe Jeckman.” She didn’t like that; said that was my old name. Yeah, I’m getting real strong cult vibes here.

Anyway, lady said that it’ll be a few days before I’m up and about.

The sooner I’m out of here, the better.

-Joe Jeckman